I was mistakenly born and raised in Connecticut; you see- I’m sure that I belong in the South. I swear by true love, high heels, and anything sparkly. Mr. Feeny has taught me all of my life lessons. I spend most of my time watching wedding shows and/or napping, I’m okay with it though- I don’t have time for much else. "My weaknesses? Free shipping deals and online sales. Um duh." Oh, and most importantly, I roll with the notorious KKG.
My mom once said to me, “if you ever have car troubles but don’t know what the problem is, don’t take it in to a mechanic because they will try to sell you things you don’t need. Instead park yourself on the side of the highway, pop your hood, and look confused. Some mechanic will pull over to help and he’ll tell you what the problem is for free.” And that’s the day I realized that I could make the patriarchy work for me.